cole latimer: springtime in Boston...

So, you look for a house... and in the descriptions you get this:

"THIS ADORABLE HOME LOOKS LIKE A PAGE OUT OF A POTTERY BARN MAGAZINE! "

"...Pottery Barn colors..."

"Pottery Barn interiors..."

"You will love the Pottery Barn decor of this home."

FIRST OF ALL... FUCK YOU, POTTERY BARN. I AM SICK OF YOUR BLAND-ASS SHIT ANYWAY. SECOND OF ALL, I DON'T WANT TO BUY A HOUSE BECAUSE THE SOON-TO-BE-FORMER OWNERS BOUGHT SOME POTTERY BARN CRAP. I AM NOT BUYING THEIR SHIT AND NOR DO I WANT TO. I WANT TO BUY AN EMPTY HOUSE. ALSO, POTTERY BARN USES BENJAMIN MOORE PAINTS...according to the last "catalog" I received in the mail.

I DIDN'T KNOW "POTTERY BARN" WAS EVER AN INTERIOR COLOR, OR HAD THEIR OWN F'N LINES OF PAINT.

god damned, whoever writes these descriptions are about as smart as the bottom of my shoe.

Guess what, not everyone wants to buy a house because of the color on the inside, or the furniture the owners have, or how they decorate. Try using a description that doesn't use the name of a retail store to describe the style of the owner's taste. It's beyond ignorant.

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2.5 out of 5 *Mostly because of the cinematography, if you could call it that, or lack thereof...
Ok, so I saw the sneak preview of this movie last night. It was freaking scary! I loved it. But 99.99% of me wished to god they had used a steady cam instead of doing that damned Blair Witch hand-held cam for the ENTIRE movie. I had motion sickness during all the running scenes, which was pretty much most of the movie. I loved the special effects, what I could make out of them with the shakey camera. I'm so torn about how much I hated the camera work vs the movie's content itself. I would LOVE if when they release this movie on DVD, they have a choice of seeing it with a more steady camera. It was ridiculous. Probably worse than Blair Witch with the annoying movement.

STEADY. CAM. PLEASE. Headache inducing. Annoying, and just blatant disrespect for movie-goers. Its TOO SHAKEY to enjoy most of the movie. Also, the premise of the main character was a little off. Who is that young and that successful? Not many folks. The characters looked to be in their early 20's. Not "Vice President" of a company-types at all. Just sayin...